Wife 1.0

Tech Support Request

Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0
and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing
that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs
and launches during system initialization where it monitors
all other system activity.

Applications such as Pokernight 10.3 and Beerbash 2.5 no longer run,
crashing the system whenever selected.
I can not seem to purge Wife 1.0 from my system.
I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 1.0
but un-install does not work on this program.

Can you help me?

---frustrated

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Dear Frustrated,

This is a very common problem men complain about
but is mostly due to a primary misconception.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0
with the idea that Wife 1.0
is merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT" program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed
by its creator to run everything.

It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge the program
from the system once installed.
You can not go back to Girlfriend 1.0
because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this.

Some have tried to install Girlfriend 2.0 or Wife 2.0
but end up with more problems than original system.
Look in your manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support.

I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.

Having Wife 1.0 installed myself,
I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding
General Protection Faults (GPFs).
You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems
that might occur.
The best course of action will be to push apologize button then
reset button as soon as lock-up occurs.
System will run smooth as long as you take the blame for all GPFs.

Wife 1.0 is a great program but is very high maintenance.