She Said, He Said part2

She Said:
   "Men are like fine wine.
   They all start out like grapes,
   and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark
   until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with."

He Said:
   "Women are like fine wine.
   They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind
   and then turn full-bodied with age
   until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache."