Nuns

Two Nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent,
and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is
that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.

After conferring about this for a while, the two Nuns decide to lock the door of the room,
strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.

In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.
"Who is it?", calls one of the Nuns.
"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.

The two Nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm
can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

"Nice tits," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"