God addresses Al first.
"Al, what do you believe in?"
Al replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and
that we need to save the world from CFC's and that if any more freon is used,
the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll all die."
God thinks for a second and says
"Okay, I like your thinking, Come and sit at my left."
God then addresses Bill Clinton.
"Bill, what do you believe in?"
Bill Clinton replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people.
I think people should be able to make their own choices about things
and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do.
I also believe in feeling people's pain.
God thinks for a second and says
"Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right."
God then address Bill Gates.
"Bill Gates, what do you believe?"
Bill Gates said, "I BELIEVE YOU'RE IN MY CHAIR!!."