Redneck Dayvorce

A redneck farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce.

The attorney asked "May I help you?"
The farmer said, "Yeah, I want to get one of those dayvorce's."

The attorney said, "Well do you have any grounds?"
The farmer said, "Yeah, I got about 140 acres."

The attorney said, "No, you don't understand, do you have a case?"
The farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."

The attorney said, "No you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge?"
The farmer said, "Yeah, I got a grudge, that's where I park my John Deere."

The attorney said, "No Sir, I mean do you have a suit?"
The farmer said, "Yes Sir, I got a suit, I wear it to Church on Sundays."

The attorney said, "Well Sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?"
The farmer said, "No Sir, we both get up about 4:30."

The attorney then said, "Well is she a nagger or anything?"
The farmer said, "No, she's a little white gal,

but our last child was a nagger, and that's why I want this Dayvorce!"