The Contest Jar

A guy goes into a bar.
 There is a big jar on the back wall of the bar.
 It's stuffed with $100 bills.
 The guy asks the bartender-
 "Whats with the jar?"

 The bartender tells him
 "Thats our contest."
 He then says there are three parts to it.
 The first is to knock out the bouncer with one punch.
 The guy turns around the bouncer is like 6 foot 10.
 Fucking huge!

 The second part is that the watch dog out through the back door
 is a huge Doberman and he's got a bad tooth that needs to be pulled.
 You have to do that.

 Then the third part is that upstairs is an 85 year old woman
 who wants to have anal sex before she dies.
 You do all three of those things you get the jar.
 The cost to try is $100.

 The guy just sits there, "no way," he says.

 Well, one beer turns into 14
 and before too long the guy slaps $100 on the bar
 and says okay he's going to try.
 He staggers over to the bouncer
 and "POW" knocks him out with one punch.
 He lurches to the back door.
 The people in the bar hear all this yelping and barking
 from the dog but finally after about 20 minutes the guy
 comes back into the bar and says,

 "Okay, where's that woman with the bad tooth?