Catholic Ladies
Four catholic ladies were having coffee.
The first catholic woman tells her friends
"My son is a priest.
When he walks into a room,
everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second catholic woman chirps
"My son is a bishop.
Whenever he walks into a room,
people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third catholic crone says
"My son is a cardinal.
Whenever he walks into a room,
he's called 'Your Eminence'"
Since the fourth catholic woman sips her coffee in silence,
the first three give her this subtle "Well...?" look.
So she says,
"My son is 6' 3" and has broad square shoulders,
he's terribly handsome and dresses very well.
He is a Naval Aviator and travels the world.
Whenever he walks into a room,
women say
'Oh, my God...."