Biker Xmas
Two guys sitting at a bar discussing Christmas gifts they gave their wives.
One guy sez,
"I got my wife a Mercedes and a years supply of chocolates.
If she doesn't like the car,
she will eat the chocolates and know that I love her"
Number two sez,
"I got my wife a new yacht and a years supply of roses.
If she doesn't like the boat,
she will smell the flowers and know that I love her."
A biker sitting next to them overhears all this,
slams his empty beer bottle down, belches and sez,
"I got my 'ole lady a T shirt and a vibrator.
If she doesn't like the T shirt, she can go f#@% herself."