Biker Xmas

Two guys sitting at a bar discussing Christmas gifts they gave their wives.

One guy sez,
   "I got my wife a Mercedes and a years supply of chocolates.
   If she doesn't like the car,
   she will eat the chocolates and know that I love her"

Number two sez,
   "I got my wife a new yacht and a years supply of roses.
   If she doesn't like the boat,
   she will smell the flowers and know that I love her."

A biker sitting next to them overhears all this,
slams his empty beer bottle down, belches and sez,
   "I got my 'ole lady a T shirt and a vibrator.
   If she doesn't like the T shirt, she can go f#@% herself."